Straight outta Vault 111 comes a controller so rad, it’ll make Radroaches jealous! ☢️ Introducing the Xbox Wireless Controller – Fallout, now available at Xbox Design Lab, because who needs therapy when you can customize a controller?

This bad boy is practically a history lesson: It’s plastered with iconic Vault Boy perk icons, because let’s face it, who needs regular buttons when you can have “Nuclear Physicist” and “Ladykiller” emblazoned on your thumbs? ❤️ Plus, there’s hidden Easter eggs for those who squint harder than a Ghoul in the sunshine. ☀️

But wait, there’s more! This controller lets you ditch the drab and embrace the fab: choose from colors that scream “Vault Dweller” or “Wasteland Wanderer,” because who wants to blend in with the Mole Rats? Don’t stop there, add some metallic flair with fancy triggers and D-pads, grippy goodness for those sweaty palms, and even a personalized engraving to let everyone know whose controller they just “borrowed.” ☠️

Because surviving the apocalypse is thirsty work: this controller boasts a whopping 40 hours of battery life, so you can explore the wasteland without the fear of a dead controller (unless you’re playing Fallout 76, then all bets are off). It also connects wirelessly to your Xbox, PC, and even your phone (because let’s be honest, who doesn’t love Fallout Shelter?), because who needs boundaries when you’re battling Super Mutants?

Immerse yourself in the irradiated world: plug in your favorite headset and blast the sounds of the wasteland (and your teammates’ bad jokes) through the 3.5mm jack. And don’t forget to capture your epic victories (and hilarious defeats) with the Xbox share button. Because what’s the point of surviving the apocalypse if you can’t brag about it online?

So, what are you waiting for? Head over to Xbox Design Lab and craft your own S.P.E.C.I.A.L. controller before they’re all gobbled up by Deathclaws! Remember, games are sold separately (because capitalism), and battery life may vary depending on how often you rage quit.

P.S. Button mapping requires the Xbox Accessories app, available for various platforms (because compatibility is a complex beast).